3 hard riddles!

Which football player wears the biggest helemet?
The one with the biggest head!
When do monkeys play ball?
Ape-ril
What is black and white and pink all over?
Embarresed Zebra

Tik Tok!

I have come up with a poem! It is called Tik Tok here it is:
I have little a little clock,
it goes tik tok,
you can rock,
with that sound tik tok,
I like to rock!
With that TIK TOK,
One day me Grandpa said you'll die one day like I will in place; a clock,
and as long as you TOK,
the clock,
will beat& tik tok,
the poem dosen't have tok, to-to-tok,
it can just go tik tok, tik tok, tik tok!
The meaning of the poem is your heart is like a clock, no matter where you are you can hear the tik tok and make choice, because life isn't about what you have it's about making the right choices!
AND I got BRIDGES

HAHAHA I bet you can't get it!

When Asked this question to Harvard students only 20% got it right. When asked to a kinderghartners 95% got it right. So I bet now, your dying to know what stumped the old people and was so easy for the Kinderghartners.

What burns more than Hell?
What's better than Heaven?
What stronger than love?
What is more powerful than anything at all?
No it's not time... it could be... but I know that it isn't time.

If you get it good for you!
This has been a weekly riddle from Maddie!

Think your computer is boring?

Dear People who read my blog,
This note covers 2 things. We'll start with the important stuff, that if you bought a computer (like I did) and Microsoft lied and only had a 2 month trial and the trial is up, well now your worrying can stop! At www.freeware.com you can download word processors and much more! I got a word processor and a new cursor list for the price of ZERO. Isn't it noce to get free stuff?
My next thing is that on WEDNSEYDAYS I'll have a weekly video posting! And, I'm thinking of putting a password on the blog if I do that. Or comment and leave your email and I'll email you the video. Thnk you much!
LOVE,
Maddie

New Computer!

Dear People Who Read My Blog,
I got a new computer! And I love it! Most people love computers! It has a webcam and all the lastest Microsoft Updates!
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Also, here is MY newest saying:(please don't copy! If you do at least say that I came up with it!)
If life is a small present and that's all you have to give, then make it a fantastic present because whoever your giving it to they will do the same for you.~Maddie B. 11/10/09

An also here is a list of some sayings that I said

Hello!!!

Sorry,
I haven't written in a while so... it's wensday 3 days 'till school- YAY! I'm actually kinda nervous like i might not be able to open my locker i dont know my locker number i guess ill get it on Mon. my stomach is upside down! breathe...maddie...breathe!
Hi Miss Welch!!!Bye keep on rockin!!

Tic-toc Time to Laugh

Here's a joke to laugh!

An old lady and her grandson are at the hospital, her husband is going to die so she tells the little boy, "When your grandfather croaks we'll go to Disneyland." So, the little boy thinks tha croak means what a frog does so he goes into the the room an d says "Grandma says when you croak we can go to Disney," the grandpa dosen't move. "Croak Grandpa croak!!!!" The little boy begins to cry and the grandma hears him, "Oh, honey your grandpa has croaked! C'mon tell graanpa bye! We're going to disney!"

Hey Y'all

Hey Everyone I know I haven't written lately but, summer is here and that is where my journey begins!
The first stop of my fantastic voyage starts tomorrow where I will depart for san-fran! Then, after that I will depart for Greensboro! Then I will make my way to Slidimg rock where the family will meet up. After a long split from each other! Well, right now I have a lot lot to do!So, that's all for now keep in touch!~ Maddie

Hey

Hey guys look for me today on the Today show I'm in New York and so, it's my birthday! Isn't this funny I think I'll try that at Serendipity!!!

Oh Here's BoomBox! Isn't he cute?

Fave Song: Kiss me through the phone

Fave Food: Sushi

Fave Animal: Yoohoo Leamur

Yay All done!!!

The saying isn't true!

"Children are meant to be seen and not heard." That saying isn't true. Altough adults may think children are dummies and they don't know anything it's not true. Actually a DULT means stupid for wich you aren't grown up at all. Being stupid is being smart. There is no bairier between smart and stupid like there is no barier between my Maddie and Albert Eistein. Don't worry I feel like you well, sometimes there is a fine line-a Dult is the thing you are. Do you think that albert was born Perfect had no mistakes? Your wrong. He had many mistakes. In fact when Thomas Edison failed he said,"I didn't fail I found a 103 ways not to make a light bulb."
You cannot fail you can try and try again. That's all you can do.

Cast list

The follwing people have choices to be in the play.

Destinee
Ashley B.
Macy
Camille
Ayanna
Tryouts will not be held please show up Mar. 9. 09 we'll run through scenes THERE IS NO DIRECTOR YOU MUST ALL AGREE ON WHAT TO DO.

THE PLAY IS CALLED SUMMERS 1793.

THE UPCOMING PLAY!!

What do you think??? Should we have one about the Revolution or about the Great Deprision???

Wow this dog is rock dog!! Haha! I've got something to say if you have a dog please listen to this my family is starting a dog biz and hotel for dogs if you would like to help please contact me! BTW the hotel and biz is called the Paw!

Hi

Now you should get aload of this:
Timmy was failing in math. His parents tried everything tutors, mentors, private teachers. Finaly they tried catholic school.
When Timmy gaot home that day he didn't even talk to his mom he went right to studying. When his mom came to tell him it was time for dinner he came down ate then went back up and got to the books. When he got his report card he had an A+ in math. Finally his mother asked "why". He said, " When, I saw the guy nailed to the + sign I knew they're talking buisness."
This is for anyone who needs a good laugh.

Hello

Wow! I hope you all had a good day off from school since we had snow!!! I hope you played in the snow yesterday. My friend wrote down a poem for me to share with all of you.
Snow is great
Snow is my mate
Snow is the best
Snow is what I yern for
Snow is what I learn.
SNOW RULES!!

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HahA

THIS RIDDLE:
CNA OUY EDAR ISTH? FI OS CISENTSEST NIHTK PEOLPLE VEAH RAINB EXTRODIONAIRS! OUY OULDW EB SARMT.
CAN YOU READ THIS?

I have something to say!

People are mean. I want them to learn. I am me you can't tear me down! Even when the tears fall from my eyes, because you like being mean to me remember I am me if you might not watch your back you will fall. I apologize when you are right even when you are wrong. And, I've never really gotten the chance to say thank you to my friends here I say thank you:
Thank you:
Destinee you let me cry on your shoulder.
Mrs. Welch for telling me it will be better.
Ashley B. for sticking up for me and being the peace maker.
Gianna for listening to all of my "crap".
Sara for being there even when I have no one to run to.
Macy for being funny and teaching me I well, I'm not gonna go there.
Morasha for being my best friend even though were at seprate schools. (I miss you)
And finally, Camille even though you hate me you taught me a lesson.

Mrs. Baker.

Here's a poem I wrote:

Beutiful like Mona Lisa
A work of art more than just someone smart
Kinder than the soft rose petals in my hand
Everyone! I calll even if you don't know her
Remember Mrs. Baker in your heart!!

I am very heart struken no I didn't know her, but even if you don't she was close to Ms. Welch and I am close to Ms. Welch. She's in heaven and that's where she'll be smiling down on us. :)

Grandfather gives hope.

"You have never finished work until work has finished you."
Don't worry it wasn't from someone famous it was from my grandpa. He always says this.

Spring Fever!!

We all have spring fever! I really want spring to come... because this means I go to NYC. (New York City) Isn't that great? And... (DRUM ROLE PLEASE) MY BIRTHDAY

What does the word "Friend" mean?

This is what Friend means. I hope you like it you need to come together with your friends and if you don't know what a friend is then, ask yourself is he/she does this or is this.
(n.)
A person whom one knows, likes, and trusts.
(n.)
A person whom one knows; an acquaintance.
(v.)
Archaic To befriend. this is from www.dictionary.com

Nevermind!!

Hey Peeps! Let me tell you a fun site here it is!!!!: www.freewebs.com/taylorswiftsnewyear go there and you can chat with a lot of peeps!! You can get a reward.

Taaz

this is the site www.taaz.com

Katherine and Ryan Keepers!

Please don't spread any rumors about them it's not your biz.

Maddie what's this what's that?

Hey,
So I really LOVE taaz.com it's awsome upload a picture of you or of some famous star. Then, give them a whole new look!